on the bright side, when your apartment is frigid even the beer you forgot to put in the fridge is cold
life hack: become a bird. just become a bird. become a cute little fluffy bird and fly very fast from situations you find scary and uncomfortable
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
somehow i never actually expected to see this dumb shit anywhere but online but its really real i touched it i touched the tangible insecurities of men and i felt so powerful
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.