An Inordinate Fondness for Beetles

Share a biscuit with the devil on judgement day
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loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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literally could you be any nerdier

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editing technical ecological reports, and very frustrated with common words that have a specific definition that I don’t know. How the hell am I supposed to google “take” in order to figure out what the fuck it means in this context?

  • me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me: rubs eyelid
  • me: who the hell is bucky

I’m not like a big dog specialist, but you know the ones that are-?

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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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A large school of mobula rays fades into the waters of Baja, Mexico. “The rays were moving quite fast and it was hard enough keeping up with them from the surface, let alone diving down to take a closer look,” writes photographer Eduardo Lopez Negrete. Mobula rays are often referred to as flying rays due to their fondness for breaching.” — the 2014 National Geographic Traveller Photo Contest

Let’s also keep in mind that a mobula ray can reach 17 foot (5.2 meter) wingspan and weigh over a ton. Freaky or cool? 

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"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

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A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

I’d feel like a secret agent with these. LIKE TOTALLY SPIES. This is absolutely a Totally Spies thing.

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